Champ

If you're looking at my pictures you're probably already thinking it - I am undeniably handsome with my yellow/green eyes, and my perfect brown and white coat. It actually glistens. I like dogs, kids, people of all ages and sizes. I can be a bit quirky but in a delightful way. For instance, I like privacy when I poop. I try to go off into a corner, underneath some brush, and I look at you to make sure you're not looking at me. You may think its weird, you may think its cute. Whatever, just don't judge me. 
I can also open push/pull doors with my head. I don't know whether that makes me smart for knowing how to open doors or dumb for choosing to use my head to open them. Let's hope you have a door with a doorknob to get rid of this whole issue.